u have a bad day~ (part 2)


venue: di balai polis sumwhere at damansara
time : 7.40 pm

(pak polisi bergerak dgn slow motion)
en kamal : yer...kenaper?
me : saya nk buat laporan polis tentang rumah saya diceroboh

en kamal : ok

en kamal dgn slow motion cuba key in data saya melalui papan kekunci nyerh dgn slow motion

en kamal : pekerjaan kamu?
me : web designer

en kamal : dlm bahasa melayu?
me : errrrr.....(smbil memandang muka alip smbil terkebil2)
alip : pereka......
me : pereka web
alip : pereka laman web
(tengkiu to u. ur bm not bad in dis kind of situation)

en kamal meneruskan tugasan key in data dalam masa setgh jam diselingi dgn jelingan tajam aku benci dgn kelembapan ituh. aku cuber curik2 tgok adakah dier btol2 menaip atau lost. at da same time aku leh sms2 alip in front of him.

sms
me: lembab gler. taip sbjik2 ke apa. grr

me: erm..berapa no tepon balai polis sini yerh?
en kamal : err..skjp yerh..
(he tried to look around and at da end he ask his friend)

arghhhh. bley ke ko tak hapal no tepon opis sindrik sengal.
pastuh he shud send us to bahagian siasatan n jenayah utk disoal siasat oleh sarjan yg berkenaan. lepas meletakkan tepon, en kamal mmbritahu kami, sarjan ituh tgh mandik. aku makin membara2 hati sungguh lara. alip cuba menenangkan aku lg.

ni tgh nunggu kt bahagian siasatan n jenayah. alip da cekak2 pinggang dah. huhu

sms
me: kalo ada kes bunuh pn, dorg ni smpt nk mandi dulu ke
alip : sabarlah..u ni tak pernah g balai polis ke?
me: pernah. tp kt bp laju je. dier suh tulis smerk kt form. n takder plak pegawai polis yg tgh mandi. i dun think dier mandi skjp.

en kamal nmpak muka aku bengang so dier suh kami tunggu kt bahagian jenayah tros. hah taupon aku cm nk ngap muka ko. so g bahagian jenayah.. bley plak aku nmpak sarjan tuh baru kua toilet ngn tuala mandi. argh.... benci. so sarjan tuh rushing pakai bju kot. barula amek report kitorg...

okla ni barulah dinamakan cepat menaip, mesra la gak dan betol membuat assumption.
walaupon dier lembab smpat g mandi, tp at least he pay attention to wut we said. and he said maybe indons yg mau mencari brg kemas. dier sama jugerh spt aku yg pelik mengapakah penceroboh itu tidak mengambil walaupon 1 barang.

herms aperpon conversation with him end about 15 minutes. so much better than en kamal yg sengal. im sory en kamal i have to reveal ur name here. as anytime in future u read this, please get some computer training n please go to any police training on how to deal wif ppl. and tolong letak list no tepon kawan2 ngko di sebelah tepon.

oh yer..pastuh sarjan tuh suh kitorg jumper en kamal yg sengal ituh semula utk memintak no tepon clique mereka. he promise to come to my place afterward to take some pictures and check how it looks like.
so g la jumper en kamal balik.

me: kitorg knr mintak no tepon en.**** from u
en kamal : ok skjap yerh.
en kamal : alamak...ada 3 no tepon of him la. semua nama sama. i tak tau yg mana satu.
(me berapi2 lag)
me: takper..just give all the 3 phone number.

how come u being such an idiot in dis kind of situation?
yes u might be a new person there...but if u have so many free times...y dun u at least take some insiative to make a list of phone directory so that it will b easy for u n ur clique.
so me n alip akhirnyerh kuar from da balai polis around 9 rushing to ikano hardware to get some new pad locks and some stuffs.

[jap g smbung lg ok da conclusion of da whole thg. rest sat]

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